Sunday, August 31, 2008

Got Milk?

Just happened to look up tonight. And, rarely for this light-polluted place, I could clearly see the milky way.

All those billions of other beings looking back at me. Now that's cool.

How's that for speculative non-fiction?

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Little Did We Know

By someone I know. Go vote! Go comment!

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Thursday, August 21, 2008

Two Balls

A couple of days ago, on a four-lane highway, I saw a child's ball sitting on the shoulder. It was purple. About the size of a basketball. Huh. I wonder how that got there?

Today, on my way to work on a different highway, I spotted a smaller yellow ball sitting on the shoulder. Huh. I wonder how that got there?

Maybe they fell out of windows. But I suspect eunuchs.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Sin

Sin-o-cism: The act of cutting sin out of your life. Not really though.

Sin-ick: One who has a problem with sin. Can be heard to say: "Sin? Ick!" Not really though.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Miss Takes

If you can't make colossal mistakes, why make any at all?