- Escalators. Think about it people.
- When you have your glasses hanging by a string around your neck, make sure you bob when the boat weaves, else, the glasses hit the rail and you watch as one of your lenses goes flying overboard.
- Once you have one lens in your reading glasses, you have to close one eye to use them, hence looking like some stupid pirate.
- Pirates, contrary to popular belief, did not lose an eye....they lost a lens in their reading glasses. As such, it was easier to wear a patch than close one eye when ordering dinner.
- Arrrrrr mateys is the natural utterance of annoyance when trying to read a menu with one eye closed.
- "Thar be dragons there" was in reference to Dragon Optometrists and not a mythical beast.
- Long John Silver didn't have a wooden leg. He had a wooden lens (not very effective).
- Never eat dinner at a place known for being a party bar.
- Whale and iceberg cruises aren't as good when there are no whales or icebergs. However, being on the water is far better than being on land (there are no hills).
- The US Open starts really late when you're on NL time (but that's OK because it makes a great sleeping pill).
- Time for a glass of wine.
Picts
My destiny.
Following a working boat out of the harbour.
Me. The door to the head was open. There was a mirror. I took advantage of that just like some pro photog (we call ourselves photogs).
Does it look rough? It wasn't really. Windy, but an off-shore, so not really.
But tourists can always get wet.
Who's driving the boat?
Now if only Quint were balanced on the mast? It would be a great shot instead of a picture of masts and radar.
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